“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
| Nurse: | "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable." |
| Me: | "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he." |
| Nurse: | "So he's your...." |
| Me: | "Friend." |
| Nurse: | (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?" |
| Me: | "11." |
| Nurse: | "How old were you when you first became sexually active?" |
| Me: | "....Loaded question but....14, I guess." |
| Nurse: | "You're sexually active, then." |
| Me: | "Well....I guess...but..." |
| Nurse: | "How many times have you been pregnant?" |
| Me: | "Uh. 0." |
| Nurse: | "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-" |
| Me: | "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control." |
| Nurse: | "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?" |
| Me: | "With homosexuality." |
| Nurse: | |
| Me: | |
| Nurse: | |
| Me: | "I fuck girls." |
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.
I’m tired now
Is that Lana del rey
Setting patterns of the stars.
